Doomsday Cult Sweatshirt Size:M Use the wrong three words

Use the wrong three words in the wrong order and you could get sued big time by a company putting a lot of money into broadcasting those words everywhere to convince you they're cool guys

: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever

You're already asking your best men to fly out

It would be fine if the conservatives just wanted to directly donate their own money to the billionaire yacht fund or whatever

I'm about to go get lifted

Doomsday Cult Sweatshirt Size:M Use the wrong three wordsOK, Evangelicals, so let me get this straight, you've got a messiah who told everybody to love each other and to help each other ease suffering. At the same time though, there is a prophecy that he will only come back when things get really bad in pretty much the opposite direction of what he wanted. It's been a couple thousand years, but, since it's all about you of course, you're hoping he comes back within your lifetime so you guys can hang out and